Monday, March 05, 2007

Jesus, take the wheel

It’s the least he could do really; I mean when does he ever chip in anymore. His been milking that ‘dieing for our sins’ thing for far too long, and its starting to get on my nerves. What kind of friend is he anyway? You go to see him once a week, his never there, and then he gets pedophiles to hit you up for cash; which is used to his further addiction. Let’s face it, Jesus is a drunk. When you have more wine in your blood stream than blood you know you have a problem, I’m thinking of having an intervention.

He is supposed to be a role model for our younger generations, yet not only is he a booze hound, he openly wastes water by walking all over it, I mean for Christ sake Jesus! His just mad because no one honks at those ‘honk it you love Jesus’ bumper sticks anymore, add that to the fact he can’t get his head around why his symbol is a fish and you can almost understand why he drinks.

His just like Paris Hilton, only famous because his daddy is. My friend just downloaded his movie ‘a night in Jesus’ but I hate night vision and it’s a bit old.

Its about time you help out Jesus, what have you done for me lately?

Till next we meet,
Paul

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  1. sharyn~ann said...

    for a person disillusioned (is that a word?) with the insitutution of the catholic church, that was an interesting post...

  2. orian57 said...

    oh this i liked, obviously. very witty. although if you really don't know (i suspect you do but i like looking stuff up on wikipedia) the fish sybol is because the greek word for fish (ΙΧΘΥΣ) is an acronym for Ἰησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ or, In English, "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Saviour." he wasn't but, you know, that's what they believed while the romans were using them as lion bait for the very reason they needed to draw sureptitious aqua life in the sand with their toes.

    have fun! <><