Monday, March 26, 2007

She choose to walk alone

She choose to walk alone,
Though others wondered why.
Refused to look before her,
Kept eyes cast towards the sky.

She didn't have companions,
No need of earthly things.
Only wanted freedom,
From what she felt were puppet strings.

She longed to be a bird,
That she might fly away.
She pitted every blade of grass,
For planted it would stay.

She longed to be a flame,
That brightly danced alone.
Felt jealous of the steam,
That made the air its only home.

Some say she wished too hard,
Some say she wished too long.
But we awoke one autumn day,
To find that she way gone.

The trees they say stood witness,
The sky refused to tell.
But those of whom had seen it,
Said the story turned out well.

She spread her arms out wide,
Breathed in the break of dawn.
She just let go of all she know,
And then, she was gone.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Hu is on first?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

It's not cheating right....

Since the dawn of man, we have been searching. Searching for the definitive answer to the ultimate question. What constitutes cheating?

Ok so its not really the ultimate question, but i'd like to know the definitive boundaries none the less. And more importantly when should you tell someone about the actions of their partner if you feel the line may have been crossed?

So let's look at the facts, if a person is in a monogamous relationship, what interactions are only expectable to be conducted with the individuals within that relationship? What actions if conducted with another person constitutes as a cheating act? And now once you have decided that, if an action lies on the boundaries does it then became cheating if they knowingly conceal it? I mean if the president of the United States can claim fellatio is not classified as sex, then where is the line in the sand when it comes to cheating?

Thoughts for a waiting man

Till next we meet,

Monday, March 05, 2007

Jesus, take the wheel

It’s the least he could do really; I mean when does he ever chip in anymore. His been milking that ‘dieing for our sins’ thing for far too long, and its starting to get on my nerves. What kind of friend is he anyway? You go to see him once a week, his never there, and then he gets pedophiles to hit you up for cash; which is used to his further addiction. Let’s face it, Jesus is a drunk. When you have more wine in your blood stream than blood you know you have a problem, I’m thinking of having an intervention.

He is supposed to be a role model for our younger generations, yet not only is he a booze hound, he openly wastes water by walking all over it, I mean for Christ sake Jesus! His just mad because no one honks at those ‘honk it you love Jesus’ bumper sticks anymore, add that to the fact he can’t get his head around why his symbol is a fish and you can almost understand why he drinks.

His just like Paris Hilton, only famous because his daddy is. My friend just downloaded his movie ‘a night in Jesus’ but I hate night vision and it’s a bit old.

Its about time you help out Jesus, what have you done for me lately?

Till next we meet,

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Wall of Shame

At my work (kmart) they have just recently started a system which i shall refer to as the wall of shame. On this wall there is a list of mistakes that one can make when using a register during day to day activities. If you make one of these (sometimes very easy mistakes in protocol) your user code will be written up on this wall for everyone to see.

This is apparently legal because privacy is still (theoretically) maintained. Instead of writing the individuals name, they write the users number. This number is unique to each employee and only disclosed at that employees discretion. This is complete bull shit of course, not only is your user code printed at the top of every receipt but anyone so inclined can go and check on the computer.

Once the number is written on the wall that employee must see the line manager and sign a formal notice of the offense. If an employee receives three written warnings for the same offence they can be fired!

To give you an idea of how crazy this is, there have been over 30 offenses in two days and one poor person has their number written up under 5 of the different offenses. (User code 777 – I intend to find out who this person is lol.)

I have a feeling the friendly mentality of the kmart employees maybe lost after this stunt by management.

The only good to come of it is i've decided that I am going to openly judge those around me with a very similar system; look out for it in the up coming weeks.

Till next we meet,